HOOTENANY 2: TWOTENANNY UPDATES!

HI! Did you miss us? We missed you. We're back in town for a few days to refuel and restock the mini-bar on the fabulous most extreme all access pass Skyline Industries Mig Private Stock Jet. We gotta tell you, it was a helluva trip. San Antonio kinda rules - but you knew that. Minot, North Dakota is a total dump - but you could have guessed that. On the plus side, they do have a Gol Stave Church and Blackjack tables in every bar, which is technology we have not yet invented. Sadly, in their own personal version of Civilization, the Minotians did not allocate science research points to the internet. Bummer.

BUT OH THE POWER OF THE BLACKBERRY! Thanks to its magic, we and the rest of the TWOTENANNY! committee were able to nail down EVEN MORE bands for the forthcoming even of spectacular excitement. Ladies and gentlemen, start your bass boats:

The Kimonos as Blondie
Buxton as Bjork
Custom Drinker as Rod Stewart
Tody Castillo and Friends as Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers and Friends
Sharks and Sailors as The Police
American Sharks as The Cars
Judas Bear as Spoon
Paris Falls as Rush

STRAP ON YOUR BEEFEATER HAT, YOU KNOW YOUR MIND IS BLOWN! This impressively impressive lineup joins the afore-confirmed Ka-Nives (as The Lemonheads) and Flowers to Hide (as The Cure). For those in the not-know, TWOTENANNY! is the second time you'll be treated to an evening of non-stop band-covering-band action at the Mink, this time on July 26th, all for a measly $5. Yuss. In the meantime, it's off to Calgary and the beautiful Canadian snows for us. Thanks to all the bands who sent us updates we were unfortunately unable to get posted - please understand it was not a snub (except for Jenny Westberry, who we ignore out of pure hilarity. Ok, so she never actually sent us any updates). LIKE AVIS, WE WILL TRY HARDER!