WE HAVE TO SHARE: Jef with one F (Black Math Experiment) has posted a manifesto titled The Ten Commandments of MySpace Musicians. It has us in stitches. Here's an example:

6. I am thy cursor. Thou shall have no other cursors other than I. Do not give your page the unholy power to turn my perfectly serviceable arrow into a joker card, flaming skull, or the oh-so-original pot leaf. Both Apple and Microsoft have agreed on the basic cursor, which is like Jesus and Buddha endorsing a soft drink. Who are you to change the fabric of sanity?

Bwahahaha. Go read the entire thing here and then go get an Everyone is Gay MP3 'cause you're going to need it for upcoming summer mix CDs (no rickroll).