ATTN THIS WEEKEND: YOU ARE IT FOREVER

OH MAN! This is like the last weekend until forever (May) that the most extreme party call me staff of your most you-loving Skyline Network will be in town to join in the general abatement of care, concern and clock-watching that is the final 48. SO – LETS GET RIGHT TO IT!

FRIDAY
Alarma!!, Be My Doppleganger and Something Fierce @ Starbucks
Billed as the “Show at the End of the Universe,” this 5pm happy hour NEXT LEVEL DESTROYER OF ALL takes place at the Starbucks across from the Starbucks on the corner of Shepard and West Gray (though we don’t know which one). Matt Brownlie says it sounds like a Wesley Willis song. It’s said to include hamburgers and hot dogs and is totally free. Don’t blow it.

Also:
Xiu Xiu @ The Orange Show
Penny Royal, Dremnt the End @ Rudyard's
Magic Jewels Band, The Wiggins, A Thousand Cranes, Giant Princess @ Notsuoh


SATURDAY
Be My Doppleganger, American Sharks, Somerthing Fierce, The Takes, Cop Warmth @ Crocker House
Oh man oh man! Another house party show! PULL OVER THE INTERNET, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS FALLEN OFF THE HOOK! Go early. Go often. Remember our ANGRY DAD REMINDER: respect where other people live.

Also:
Lazy Horse @ Notsuoh
The Anchor, This Year's Tiger, The Stones we Throw, The Bread, Hobo Mouth @ Walter's


SUNDAY
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Clue to Kalo, Hearts of Animals @ The Mink
We once used crush on this girl Kelly Clark, who had a brother named Ryan Clark. She loved Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. Our real name is Ryan Clark and we have a brother named Kelly Clark. He doesn't like Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. You can see how it was doomed from the start.