BOO! WE DRESSED UP AS A BLOG THAT NEVER POSTS! SCARED?!

OH HAI! We’ve been dicking around when we should be writing. And by ‘dicking around’ we mean ‘our day jobs’ and ‘watching heroes.’ But real quick, this being Halloween, a holiday whose median-celebration age seems to have been on the uptick as of late, there are several pretty whips ways to spend your evening. Let’s take a gander:

FATAL FLYING GUILLOTEENS RELEASE SHOW
Yes. This is the official release of the CD that so tickled our fancy the other week. Rumor has it that, to honor the spirit of the great pumpkin, the Guillo-men might re-visit their previous predilection for dress up, perhaps as the cast of a certain television program. Ultra secret, little buddy – so keep that on the down low. Other acts that have been mentioned as being on this bill are American Sharks, MV+EE and 47 Miles of Barbwire. ATTN: People Under 21 – you MUST MySpace message the Guilloteens before the show in order to get on a list to get in. Only the first 20 under-agers will be admitted. Don’t blow it. The Proletariat. $7

HELMET, SHARKS & SAILORS
S&S are going to smoke the other bands on the bill – real talk. Helmet is down to a single original member, which is kind of hilarious as we would never have pegged them as a nostalgia act, but we guess if anyone from AmRep was going to go that act, it would be them. Don’t act like you don’t want to go see a bunch of people all in costume freaking out to Meantime and Sinatra. Two bands are sandwiched between the honey oat to give you time to leave and go trick-or-treating in Chinatown. ALSO – The Free Press has some free tickets to this show to give away. TRICK OR TREAT! To get a pair email Ramon Medina: hellokitty at gmail dot com.

NOTHIN BUT A MONSTER PARTY
HEY – THESE GUYS HAVE FLYER. WAREHOUSE PARTIES! YOU(GENIOUS)! INTO IT!


BOYS AND GIRLS' CLUB'S GHOULISH RETURN
EDDIE! TICKET GIVEAWAYS TO SEE IAMX. YOUNG PEOPLE!


No doubt there will be costumed fun and freaks wherever you go, and drunks on the road - so drive safe. Killer.