WHUT? .BELVILLE ON THAMES ON CATCHING UP

RIGHT! UK HERE! SKYLINE MASSIVE reporting direct from Kingston on Thames. You may be wondering, what’s the p’s and q’s with the dread proper act we haven’t made mention of lately, them’s mainly going by the name of .belville, and we was mad slappin on their thick ride Vie Olin. Recall they’ve had about as many drummers as of late as Foot and Mouth outbreaks in Surry. Well, step right out of that exclusion zone and into the glorious light of her majesty’s knowledge. Proper signed, sealed and delivered was their correspondence to us with the don'cha know it.

BEANS ON TOAST is their status, proper delicious on the kiddie menu style as they build up to their first outing since Lilly Allen got her visa yanked by the Yanks (September 14th). Total rewrite, new jams, hotting and trotting rubbish-free will be the score. We curry mad favors with their curry flavors and have also learned that Jonathan .belville himself has signed up with the drummer from her majesty’s now tower-haunting cool kids The Oots. Post haste on the cut and paste to hear some in-progress recordings via their SkyNews MySpace page here: www.myspace.com/audiointhepregap. We don't knows what they called. We think Audio in the Pregap, but maybes thats just what the train reminds you to mind. Also, just like Chelsea beat United in the season opener, you too can score one with the fans by joining up as they keyboardist. Peace to Diana and a deuce with spades to Staines. We out.