SHARKS AND SAILOR ROCK SO HEAVY THEY MAKE BABIES POP OUT!!!

CONGRATULATIONS to AL of Sharks and Sailors, whose is now the proud pappa of a baby boy, Jonas. Just moments after their show last night, Jonas' mommy Jessica told Al that the time was now, and not five weeks into the future as so called 'Doctors' had predicted. And so, in the only recorded instance ever where it was not a dick move to ditch out on tearing down your rig and skipping the headlining band, the duo sped off with Pillar-Toppling haste to ye olde hospital. Though showing up to the party a bit early, you'll be stoked to know that baby Jonas is "healthy as a horse" and clocks in at 6 lbs. Post your big-ups to the new family on this thread at Hands Up. Yusss.