GOLDEN AXE CLEVES AGAIN

We are not afraid to show a bias. Nope, no way. There are some bands that we love more than others, and one of those is the shredertaining hypermetal instrumentalism that is Golden Axe. Though earlier this year they were as much a staple of nightlife as disappointing co-ed interactions, this turned into somewhat of a hellacious hiatus as Warren (he with the fingers of The Flash) went on tour with Valiant Thor and James concentrated on Act of God-like duties. Well la de dah – you know we wouldn’t be writing about them if we weren’t able to use the words “stoked” “playing again” and “this Saturday.” And whattya know – turns out that the terrorizing twosome of terrible terror are wrecking shop at none other than the party which we shamelessly plugged the other day. Yep – Saturday night at Leon’s Lounge with Raddage, AWESOME! and some WHIPS DJs, including our very own adr.


IN OTHER NEWS. Perhaps you were one of the folks who, like us, saw the above picture of Mr. Warren while he was on tour and assumed the worst: Loss of eye due to guitar pointeyness, fan insanity, groupie indiscretion or other hazards in the World of Metal. Turns out, quite the opposite. You’ll be relieved to know that he has retained both eyes. Awesome. And you’ll be deviled to learn that the patch was due to a scratch on his eye that was caused by a particularly deadly bit of bread on a sandwich he was eating one day. Metal.