WOOZYHELMET: NOW 1/3 LESS SUSPECT

NOTHING makes our blood boil with the quickness like hearing that another precious precious Houstonian is packing their bags and moving away from the 713 to pastures somewhat less fertilized and decidedly suspect. Doubly so if their new mascot is a Yankee or a Met. No, we’re not ranting on about Roger “I Hawk Steaks for HEB” Clements here, we’re bemoaning the imminent departure of the fashionable, indomitable, totally unattainable and down-right chuckle-able comedienne Nancy Brown.

But as much as the Lord taketh (and man has he been takething quite a bit lately), so too does He giveth. And, when the smarter-than-an-Encyclopedia Ms. Brown takes the stage to dole out a final(?) set of guffaws, we can take some consolation in knowing that she will be followed by one gentleman in particular who has bucked the brain-train fast lane out of town.

Though he’s been calling our not-needing-rent-control city home for a while now, Tuesday night is one of the best opportunities in a while to catch Jay Crosley’s non-Jracula band Woozyhelmet live and in the air-conditioning (at Rudz) and in the midst of an ACTION PACKED lineup including Birds of Avalon (ex Cherry Valence) and Bring Back the Guns. HAHA – Jokes on YOU comedy workshop. Catch it if you can or if you haven’t already moved away.

(PS: In all seriousness, we wish Nancy and everyone else who needs to stretch their legs a bit beyond our city’s walls all our best and hope they not merely survive, but succeed; also, you are all dead to us.)
(PPS: The other non-suspect place on the map is Buffalo.)