MORRISSEY USES HOUSTON STOP TO RECORD TOTALLY SWISHA NEW TRACK

MAJOR MILLER REJOICE! WHO KNEW that after his show the other night Morrissey didn’t, in fact, leave town. Turns out that, since last Saturday, the pompadoured one and his band have been holed up in Houston’s Sunrise Sound Studio recording a track titled “That’s How People Grow Up” for his upcoming Greatest Hits CD. How do we know? Turns out that the last of the gang to die had a list of some vintage gear he was looking for and the studio’s manager Ben called up none other than the recently shaven Mr. Steven Burnett. In the end, he who is the last of the family line got out of his Asian gear Rut by renting a Korg and two Roland Space Echoes. “I didn't get a chance to meet Moz but, he was nice enough to sign a few of Smiths LPs for me” commented Mr. Burnett. Awe.

We went on to be informed that the track was produced and engineered by Jeremy Simms and Joe McGrath, who also worked the levers for Morrissey’s 2004 release. Party. So, if you happened to be down in Sharpstown or Sugarland this past week and thought you saw a guy that looked like an English Celibate – you may actually have.