SUNDAY MADLIBS!
Something hotter than a West Alabama lollypop happened in downtown this Sunday... but we're not alloud to talk about it due to non-disclosure paperwork signed by our reliable and wicked good looking sources. Soooo, taking a page from the playbook of another music blog in the city, we thought we'd ask you, our likewise wicked good looking readers, to help do our work for us. Yes, we've got a little game we're going to call ANTI-LIBS. No, this is not an ANTI-FLAG coverband populated entirely by Rush Limbaughs, it's sort of like the game MADLIBS, but instead of a short little piece of writing without the key words, we are giving you the key words and asking you to write a story with them. No, seriously, do our job. And post it in the comment section. HERE BE THY LIST O' WORDS:
SKATERAMP
PARKING LOT SHOW
GALLERY FURNITURE DELIVERY TRUCK
THE NAKED CHEF
BRING BACK THE GUNS
CHARITY
SCREAMING CHILDREN
ACTION SPORTS!
TONY HAWK
BEYONCE'S LITTLE SISTER, CILANTRO
STEDI-CAM
BOOM MIC
SUNSCREEN
AUTOGRAPH
VAN!
Now get to commenting with your story! (PS - we sadly will have to delete any actual eyewitness accounts, if only because they will be boring).
Labels: Bring Back the Guns
2 Comments:
If you SKATERAMPLY want to PARKING-LOT-SHOWING about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was GALLERY FURNITURE DELIVERY TRUCKED, and what my THE NAKED CHEF LIKE childhood was like, and how my ACTION SPORTS! were occupied and all before they had me, and all that BEYONCE'S LITTLE SISTER, CILANTRO kind of SUNSCREEN, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to TONY HAWKING the VAN. In the first place, that stuff BRING BACK THE GUNS me, and in the second place, my ACTION SPORTS! would have about 3 BOOM MICS apiece if I told anything pretty STEDI-CAM-LIKE about them. They're quite CHARITY-RIFIC about anything like that, especially my SCREAMING CHILDREN.
so, i took my VAN to the pawn shop to get a STEDI-CAM and try to sell my autograph from BEYONCE'S LITTLE SISTER, CILANTRO. there were tons of SCREAMING CHILDREN drenched in SUNSCREEN running around. i decided to buy a pistol instead. i grabbed my GALLERY FURNITURE DELIVERY TRUCK and headed to a local PARKING LOT SHOW. in the truck i had a tv and playstation so i could play that TONY HAWK SKATERAMP game. it is fun to play. i think it was made by ACTION SPORTS! or something. at the show there was a crazy guy singing in a BOOM MIC like this was for some kind of CHARITY or something. i went to get a hot dog from the vendor truck, but i changed my mind after seeing THE NAKED CHEF give himself a hand job. i wanted to shoot him with my pistol but instead i went back to the pawn shop and said "hi, I'd like to BRING BACK THE GUNS i bought." they said ok but they were going to keep the autograph.
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