CONFIRMED: SLASH AND RIFF TONITE @ PROLO

Well, the rumor that you read here first was out and out confirmed over the weekend. In case you missed the gory details from us or Donewaiting, Handstamp or Hands Up, here’s the beef: David Arquette will be at The Proletariat around nine tonight showing clips from his directorial debut, the upcoming slasher pic The Tripper. The plot? SO SAYETH THE ORACLE: “A Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer targets a bunch of hippies who are heading to a weekend-long concert.” Yuss.

Performing as part of the Hollywoodness will be locals Black Math Experiment, who will presumably take an axe to yr skull in their most important performance ever of the song “You Cannot Kill David Arquette.”

After the blood is squeegeed from the floor, find your buddy (NOT the blonde bimbo or the only non-white person) and stick around for the haunted house of acts that includes Greg Ashely (Gris Gris), Brian Glaze (Brian Jonestown Massacre), Jenny Westbury, Josh White (Dizzy Pilot, Drillbox Ignition) and Erin Dance (Southern Bellegosi) This is all free, btw. GET KNIFED IN THE EYE!