ATTN GUITARISTS: DON'T BLOW IT

Maybe you didn't know this, but there is a non-Houston band that we cover, and that band is SPACEHOG. Why? Well, quite frankly, unless your band is Focus, SPACEHOG is way way holiday better than your's will ever be under any possible circumstances. SPACEHOG snores better jams than you could ever write, learn or attempt to decontruct. UNLESS, that is, YOU JOIN THEM!

Or what's left of them, rather. Most of the original members of SPACEHOG are now in a band called ArcKid, and they are looking for a new guitar player. SO IF YOU THINK WHAT YOU GOT IS WHAT IT TAKES, then we heartily encourage you to apply. Seriously. There are prizes waiting for the people with the most interesting try-out story. Send yours to us. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND!