Spain Colored Orange, Paris Falls, The Kimonos to Play Sandblast Rally

March's Sandblast Rally, which is expected to draw scooter nerds from across the Lone Star state for a weekend of riding in Galveston, is set to include Spain Colored Orange, Paris Falls and The Kimonos on the bill for their Saturday night entertainment. From its perilous pier-perch over the Gulf of Mexico, The Balinese Room, whose stage was once graced by luminaries such as Frank Sinatra and Bob Hope, will soon be home to pretty much every band who might once have counted Erica Meowcifer as a member.

No doubt, SCO bassist and beard farmer Stephen Burnett had something to do with their being on the bill, himself being the owner of a number of scooters over the years, some of which are even rumored to have run. Uninterestingly enough, Burnett was once the bass player for The Kimonos, whose live shows have become as rare as the sushi rolls that no doubt kept me from going to work today. Rounding out the bill is fellow Rhodes scholars Paris Falls, who are forever dear to us for a note multi-instrumentalist Jennifer Brown left in a shared practice space asking if we might do a better job of keeping the floor clean so she could walk around bare footed "ya know, tiger style." Adorable.

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