Dingleberry of the Night

Congrats to this guy, our Dingleberry of the Night. All decked out in a slick quilted jacket complete with racing stripes on the sleeves, he seriously sharp-elbowed his way to the front of the crowd with beyond-jerk regard for whoever was in his way. While pumping his fist with fratty fury just inches away from an innocent bystanders head, he let it be known to all that there is noting wrong with Christian Slater's haircut from the glory years. Sadly not visible in this picture is the tattoo on his neck, the top of which has been laser removed (though not entirely) and appears to depict a hairless ewok. Please move away, LA is waiting for you.